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but not Narrow Pick up your FREE copy at over 200 locations in Austin & Houston. For further information call 512.476.0576 or 713.521.5822 for such passages. This is a survival story, as compelling as that of any shipwreck or plane crash, and everywhere it is spiced with the candid view a child has of the exceptional, the bizarre, rendered in the same matter-of-fact manner as the commonplace: One old lady we called Aunt Gnat had lost her teeth so long ago she hardly had gums. Did having no teeth stop her from eating? No! That old lady ate everything soft or hard, cooked or raw, living or dead. She cracked bones faster than Sugar Ray’s dogs. She said she didn’t need teeth and didn’t want anybody pretending to take care of her by running her business. All she needed was the Lord! With the Lord, she said, she could gum herself all the way to hell and eat every roasted body down there, including the Devil himself! This might have been a mighty witness to the power of faith, but as Aunt Gnat held with a healthy respect for the collection plate would invite Aunt Gnat to testify. Even Bigmama, for all her levelheaded realism, would not handle money with her bare hands, and fished it instead from her treasury with tweezers held in her whitegloved hands, until a friend brought her some surgical gloves for handling the odious currency. It would be years before a child who witnessed such a thing will learn the word “phobia.” Nash poses a final, Bryan-specific mystery: what does an Aggie look like? It is said they look a bit like the boys at Allen Academy, whose tall back fence borders Candy Hill. At the theater Nash sees a few, buzz-cut white heads, looking identical from the vantage of the colored balcony. How can they tell one another apart? she wonders. It is not until 1977 that an Aggie looks like Sunny Nash. Lars Eighner is the author of Travels with Lizbeth, Pawn to Queen Four, and other books. He lives in San Antonio. CLASSIFIEDS EMPLOYMENT ORGANIZATIONS THE TEXAS OBSERVER is seeking volunteers to help with a variety of tasks. Volunteers need not live in Austin. If you can spare some time, call Amanda WORK for single-payer National Health Care. Join GRAY PANTHERS, intergenerational advocates against ageism and for progressive policies promoting social and economic justice. $20 individual, $35 family. 3710 Cedar, TEXAS AIDS NETWORK dedicated to improving HIV/AIDS policy and funding in Texas. Individual membership $25, P.O. Box 2395, Austin, TX REVOLTED BY EXECUTIONS? Join the Amnesty International Campaign Against the Death Penalty. WORK FOR OPEN, responsible government in Texas. Join Common Cause/Texas, 1615 Guadalupe, #204, http://www.ccsi.com/-comcause. TEXAS TENANTS’ UNION. Member ship $10/six months, $18/year, $30 or more/sponsor. Receive handbook on tenants’ rights, newsletter, and more. 5405 East Grand, Dallas, TX 75223. END LOGGING OF ANCIENT FORESTS and roadless areas, stop clearcutting of our National Forests. Join the nationwide campaign to protect and restore America’s wild and natural forests. For a free brochure contact Save America’s Forests, 4 Library Court SE, Washington, D.C. CENTRAL TEXAS CHAPTER of the ACLU invites you to our noon Forum, the last Friday of every month, at Furr’s Cafeteria Banquet Room in Northcross Mall, Austin. For information call LIBERTARIAN PARTY Liberal on personal freedoms, but conservative in NATIONAL WRITERS UNION. We give working writers a fighting chance. Collective bargaining. Grievance procedures. Health insurance. Journalists, authors, poets, commercial writers. Forming locals in Houston, Austin, and E-mail: [email protected] PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. Join the Texas Civil Rights Project, 2212 E. MLK, Austin, TX 78702. $25/year. Volunteers also needed. Contact Jim HarringTHE HUMAN RIGHTS DOCUMENTA-TION EXCHANGE needs volunteers immediately to work 3-6 hours a week during regular business hours. Volunteers will clip, copy and file newspapers, as well as process human rights materials for library files. For more information, please call the Volunteer LEFT-WING LAW FIRM needs legal assistant or secretary. Must write well, be computer literate, hard-working, enjoy multicultural clientele. We emphasize immigration and consumer protection litigation. Salary, profit sharing, health insurance, NLG dues. Rsum to John Wheat Gibson, P.C.; 701 Commerce, Ste. 100; Dallas, TX SERVICES MARY NELL MATHIS, CPA, 20 years’ experience in tax, litigation support, and other analyses. 901 Rio Grande, HOUSEBUYERS, The Consumer’s Agent. Specialists in representing central Austin residential buyers. WORLDWISE DESIGN, awardwinning graphic design studio. For creative, effective and professional designs for your educational and promoTAOS SKIING AND MORE. Little Tree Bed & Breakfast. Authentic adobe hacienda near the slopes. See home page URL http://taoswebb.com/ hotel/littletree/. -8467. CLASSIFIED RATES: Minimum ten words. One time, 50 cents per word; three times, 45 cents per word; six times, 40 cents per word; 12 times, 35 cents per word; 25 times, 30 cents per word. Telephone and box numbers count as two words, abbreviations and zip codes as one. Payment must accompany order for all classified ads. Deadline is three weeks before cover date. Address orders and inquiries to Advertising Director, The Texas Observer, 307 West 7th, Austin, TX 30 THE TEXAS OBSERVER AUGUST 1, 1997