For connoisseurs of WTF—I’m looking at you trolls—there is but one ur-text, the guiding document by which all others emanate from, and are compared to. And though it is based on immutable laws of nature and God, it is nevertheless a living document too, revised every couple years by a gathering of wise men and women, who puzzle and debate over the text with the passion and intensity of a gathering of Talmudic scholars. I am of course referring to the Texas Republican Party platform.
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Steve Stockman does Ukraine. Texas Nationalist’s field of dreams. The future of Galveston. Amnesty tickets. An old-fashioned Homeschool-off.
WTF Friday: Nazi cakes overtake Houston. David Lynch weighs in on the lite guv race. Muslims take over Kerr County. Dan Patrick gets punched. Midland.
In this WTF Friday, David Dewhurst asks Dan Patrick if he uses snake oil for hair loss, Louie Gohmert achieves a rare Triple Louie & Kesha Rogers explains how Obama is Hitler.
Congressional candidate Allan Levene has a novel resolution for the Israeli-Palestinian standoff: give Israel a little slice of Texas.
This week in WTF: A man and his cattle cannot be torn asunder. Noblesse Oblige and the Texas Nationalist Movement. Don’t f*ck with Charlie Parker’s wife.
In this week’s WTF Friday, the Texas Nationalist Movement does some minority outreach and a Wichita Falls cop explains Jesus Christ, killer.
On the 50th anniversary of the passage of LBJ’s Civil Rights Act, Texas politicians remind us just how far we still have to go.
In this week’s WTF Friday: Hold Greg Abbott in contempt? Greg Abbott is holding US in contempt. Dan Flynn vs. Muslims, Jews. Louie Gohmert. Steve Stockman.
In this week’s WTF Friday, Don Huffines embraces creationism, a Glen Rose pol warns the GOP away from equality and Bill Zedler waxes poetic on Twitter.