When she rose to speak, did any of them say, “I’m sorry, I don’t hear women’s voices too well”?
Freshman Sen. Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, passed her first bill through the Senate this afternoon. The scintillating Senate Bill 576 grants a municipality authority to grant tax exemptions to owners of historic homes in Tax Increment Finance Zones and allows the use of TIF funds for the construction of infrastructure leading into or out of the zone.
A number of Senators rose to speak, but most were less interested in SB 576 than they were in some traditional freshman hazing.
“When I read this bill, I thought Sen. [Kim] Brimer was back,” said Sen. Eddie Lucio, referring to Davis’ cigar-chomping Republican predecessor. “I must say he looks better as a woman, though.”
Lucio also took the time to ask if the inspiration for the bill was Austin cookie company, Tiff’s Treats.
Before the first Republican stood up to join the fray, Davis took steps to protect herself by donning a football helmet (blurry picture below). Sen. Bob Deuell’s facetious question, “Is this a bill to authorize the Trans-Texas Corridor?” bounced right off.
Only Sen. Steve Ogden, R-Bryan, rose to engage in a discussion about the actual workings of the bill, though he also noted, “Congratulations on getting a bill to the floor this fast. That’s really hard to do.”
For those looking for something to do while waiting for the House to take up a bill, they can work on repeating Davis’ response to Sen. Royce West’s attempt at wordplay (“Have you had any other tiffs besides this TIF?”) three times fast:
“I’ve had a tiff a time or two.”
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