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Although I doubt Gov. Perry would wear tinfoil on his head – and muss up that beautiful head of hair!? – he’s most definitely thrown in with the conspiracy theory crowd on the wacky “Climategate” affair. Yesterday, Perry sent a letter to EPA administrator Lisa Jackson demanding that she withdraw the agency’s finding, announced yesterday, that greenhouse gasses pose a threat to public health and welfare.

Perry’s letter is two-and-a-half pages of invective dressed up as rational argument culled, one assumes, from the climate denial camp’s Internet outposts.

If you don’t follow these sort of things, “Climategate” is the latest scandal du jour hyped by skeptics as the final blow to anthropogenic global warming. The tornado-in-a-shot-glass controversy revolves around the stolen emails of researchers at the University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit in England.

Skeptics have seized upon certain emails that they’re trying to spin as incontrovertible proof of a global conspiracy of evil scientists to fool the public into thinking that the earth is warming…

Why?

Because the all-powerful enviro-fascists have taken over the universities, the peer-review process and the United Nations. Duh. Evidently, the vast plot has been so successful that they’ve fooled the governments of the world into meeting this week in Copenhagen, Denmark to work on a climate treaty.

The diabolical scheme has played out for decades and perhaps began as early as 1824 when Joseph Fourier first posited that atmospheric gasses might increase surface temperatures. You think it’s just a coincidence that the Rothschilds were coming to power around that time?

But, have no fear, Professor Perry is on the case. By the third paragraph of his letter, he’s fully exposed one of history’s greatest scientific frauds:

The disclosure of potentially fraudulent and criminal behavior requires that the EPA conduct an independent and public review of the science prior to implementing these findings and regulations. It would be unsconscionable for the EPA to ignore what appear to be systematic attempts by certain scientists to achieve preordained results, as well as efforts by the same scientists to discredit and censor others who reached conclusions differing from official [Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change] dogma.

Presumably, Perry is referring to a handful of emails – out of thousands spanning a decade – that if read in the worst possible light could indicate some funny business.

For example, in one message one scientist writes about a “trick” that allows him to “hide the decline.” The skeptics think – or want the lay public to think – that this is some sort of “smoking gun,” proving that researchers are going out of their way to disguise the cooling of the planet. An understanding of the technical issue being discussed shows that their is no nefariousness involved.

British science journalist Fred Pearce has a nice capsule summary of the issue in a longer article on how climate scientists screwed up their response to the scandal.

Even a cursory reading of the e-mail shows that is not the case. In fact the “trick” — more sensibly described as a graphic device — was used by Michael Mann in a 1998 paper in Nature in which he added aggregated temperature records from instruments to complete a set of temperature data derived from tree rings.

Although there may have been some unprofessional behavior indicated in the emails there is no indication that any temperature data was deleted, much less anything that would undermine the overwhelming amount of evidence that catastrophic climate change is highly likely in this centuary.

The Union of Concerned Scientists, among many other credible groups, has taken a sober, informed look at the matter and has concluded contra Perry:

While the emails do raise some valid concerns about scientific integrity, the email content being quoted does not indicate that climate data and research have been compromised. Most importantly, nothing in the content of these stolen emails has any impact on our overall understanding that human activities are driving dangerous levels of global warming. Media reports and contrarian claims that they do are inaccurate.

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The thousands of stolen emails span more than a decade. Whoever stole them could only produce a handful of messages that, when taken out of context, might seem suspicious to people who are not familiar with the intimate details of climate science.

Opponents of climate action have been attacking climate science for years. The fact that out-of-context personal attacks on scientists are the most successful argument they can offer speaks volumes about their failure to gain any traction by arguing against the evidence.

Their strategy has unfortunate consequences, too. On December 8, the Guardian reported that University of East Anglia scientists have been receiving death threats.

But Perry thinks the feds should abandon any efforts to regulate greenhouse gasses. In fact, they ought to take a page from the Texas playbook and shred the regulatory system

Rather than making it more difficult to produce domestic energy and build new facilities that provide good jobs for our citizens, the EPA and other federal agencies should focus on streamlining the regulatory process and removing barriers for air permits. This would allow replication of Texas’ economic, energy and clean air successes in other states.

The governor takes a high-minded, considered tone in this letter but really this is just another chapter in his seemingly never-ending crusade against the world of facts and science.

Calling for an abandonment of greenhouse gas regulation because of some relatively minor academic unprofessionalism, as Perry is doing, is like scrapping a new truck because you scratched the bed when moving a desk. Such a radical act leads a reasonable person to conclude that you might have ulterior motives.

It’s been months now since anybody—maybe even the man himself—noticed that Kinky Friedman was running for governor. He’s been right busy, you know, what with promoting his book, Heroes of a Texas Childhood, and all. But with candidate-filing time upon us and the shifting Democratic field having changed Kinky’s prospects from long-shot to long-lost, you had to figure he would resurface sometime soon to let us know that he didn’t really mean it about running for governor as a Democrat. That day was supposed to be Monday, when Friedman had said he’d say something. But he didn’t, and meanwhile, the Austin American-Statesman was reporting that the Kinky for Governor site had shut down. The plot thickens… On Tuesday, the site was back up (with a most recent home-page update from Sept. 23, though the book events were all up-to-date). And Friedman let it be known that he (as one site put it) “needed a few more days to determine how his decision would affect the Democratic ticket.” If that’s what he’s really wondering, let’s give him a quick answer, shall we? It won’t matter for spit. Kinky Friedman’s exit from the governor’s race will have about as much effect on it as Debra Medina’s complaints about being excluded from Republican debates. A few people care. But, literally, a few. Friedman said he’d be meeting this week with Houston Mayor Bill White, who made his candidacy official last Friday, and hair-care magnate Farouk Shami, who also made it official last week and has started running TV ads as lynchpins of a campaign he promises to self-fund very generously. Bet they can’t wait. It’s a puzzler—but kind of an entertaining one—to try and imagine what Kinky might be asking the two Democratic candidates to promise him in exchange for an endorsement.

Ah the smell of napalm in the morning. Bill White had barely announced his race for governor when the Repubs started accusing him of being soft on illegal immigrants by characterizing Houston as a “sanctuary city.” Check out this latest volley from the Texas Republican Party which scrawls sanctuary city across White’s face.

Get ready folks for another showdown as Repubs and Demos throw immigrants under the bus to curry the favor of fickle voters. The term “sanctuary city” has become shorthand for being a softie when it comes to illegal immigration. “Welcome to Texico” lamented one GOP commenter in a blog about a potential win by White in the gubernatorial race.

Conservatives have been dogging White for years over Houston’s purported status as a sanctuary city. In 2007, Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly went on a rant blaming White and Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt for the actions of a Pasadena man who fatally shot two undocumented Colombians who were robbing a neighbors home.

“These two illegal aliens are dead because of Houston’s sanctuary city policies,” O’Reilly harrumphed during his show.

In a 2007, Houston Chronicle story, White took issue with O’Reilly’s accusations. “It’s a blatant untruth that Houston is a sanctuary city,” he told the paper.

Hard core anti-immigration folks would like to see police roundups in the style of Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and cops asking drivers for their immigration status when they are pulled over for traffic violations. Anything less is a sanctuary city in their minds.

 

 

 

 

Life Imitating Satire in West Texas

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The Associated Press filed a dispatch yesterday from the West Texas town of Big Spring, where a man named Barry McBee has stoked the ire of his neighbors and the community by erecting a statue of Michelangelo’s “David” in his front yard.

That was apparently bad enough. But then he adorned the statue with a Santa hat and all hell broke loose.

The AP reports:

Barry McBee says he was aiming to make people chuckle by adding a Santa hat and white beard to the 5-foot-tall replica of the Renaissance statue with six-pack abs — an image at odds with usual depictions of a fat, jolly St. Nick.Then, parents started calling Big Spring city officials saying their children were asking why Santa was naked.”I just like to shock people to make them laugh, kind of break the monotony around here,” said McBee, who has all kinds of animal yard ornaments in his garage. “I just bring them out occasionally.”Last week, code enforcement officials received an informal complaint and an officer went to photograph where McBee had placed the statue, which is normally in the back yard.The sculpture on the corner lot along a main road into McBee’s subdivision did not violate any town ordinances, and the copy of one of the world’s most well-known statues did not involve any obscenity issues, said Linda Sjogren, city attorney in Big Spring, about 290 miles west of Dallas.But Sjogren, concerned that complaints would continue, decided to consult with others on a possible remedy. She posted a query on the Texas Municipal League’s secure Web site, which someone with access to then reposted on Facebook.Sjogren left McBee a voice mail last week, requesting that he put more clothes on David.McBee relented after his friends teased him as well, putting a pair of black and white faux-velvet shorts, with a Christmas bow, on the statue.

I love this story. For one, it carries the wonderfully haiku-like headline, “Naked ‘David’ statue in Texas depicted as Santa.”

Two, it contains a reference to “faux-velvet shorts.”

But, most of all, this story caught my eye because it’s nearly identical to the plot of a Simpsons episode.

Back in 1990, during the Simpsons second season, a David statue shows up at the Springfield art museum, where it’s soon denounced as obscenity by the town’s Morality Squad.

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In the episode, Marge Simpson organizes a protest of the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon after Baby Maggie — mimicking what she saw on the cartoon — wallops Homer with a mallet.

But Marge’s stunt backfires — in a nice bit of satire — when the protesters also picket the David statue, which Marge considers high art.

(Here’s a full summary of the episode from the Simpsons Wiki site.)

In the end, the David statue remained on display — in both Springfield and Big Spring.

Except in West Texas, the statue is now partly draped in faux velvet.

We haven’t heard much lately about the Cameron Todd Willingham case — not since a state Senate committee hearing early last month.

Makes me wonder if the scandal surrounding Willingham — and Gov. Rick Perry’s decision to replace three members of the Forensic Science Commission just days before a key hearing on the case — hasn’t blown over, just as Perry’s office hoped it would.

When the scandal broke in late September, a lot people wondered why on earth Perry would replace the commissioners? Didn’t he know how bad it looked?

Perry was clearly aiming to endure controversy in the near term in hopes it would die down well before the election.

That play seems to have worked.

Most of the details of the case have already surfaced. And with Williamson Co. D.A. John Bradley — the newly installed head of the Forensic Science Commission — slow walking the Willingham inquiry, Perry appears to have sidestepped major political damage from what appeared — two months ago — to be a major scandal.

It was a controversy — replete with features on CNN and in national newspapers bashing the governor — that might have sunk other candidates.

Of course, there may yet be more revelations in the case. One missing piece is what exactly Perry and his people did with the report they received just 88 minutes before the execution that debunked much of the evidence against Willingham.

But for the moment, the scandal seems to have dissipated. That’s a major political victory for the governor.