GoodHair’s Harebrained Pseudoscience
March 1st, 2008 by Forrest Wilder
While most of the attention surrounding Gov. Perry’s new book, On My Honor: Why the American Values of the Boy Scouts Are Worth Fighting For, has been focused on GoodHair’s bizarre - and dare I say homophobic - outlook on homosexuality, he also reveals remarkable hostility towards science and those old-fashioned Enlightenment values of reason and empirical truth. “You can’t have a rational discussion with the left about nature versus nurture, global warming, or the validity of evolution because they claim science has already weighed in,” he writes.
So, has science already “weighed in” on global warming and evolution? Yes - obviously. Does that foreclose a “rational discussion”? No, rational inquiry is the very process by which thinking people reach conclusions. But Perry’s position on scientific matters is thoroughly irrational and unscientific. He unfortunately - for those of us who expect elected leaders to have at least a modicum of scientific literacy - demonstrates a dangerous know-nothingness.
Yet, science reveals new discoveries all the time, and in so doing, for instance, makes the evolutionary explanation less plausible. If, however someone makes an argument for intelligent design, we are told it should be taught in a class on faith. Here we are again at a well-worn crossroads: where the left advocates tolerance while crushing dissenting views.
It’s worth pausing here to really consider what Perry is arguing: Science leads to discovery; discovery challenges received wisdom; therefore, “controversial” theories like evolution would be undermined if only intolerant leftists would allow a real debate. This is a crude parody of the scientific method done in crayon by a dull-witted first-grader. Perry seems to believe science itself is nothing more than a vehicle for liberal ideas. That’s a corrosive notion. As biologist and humanist E.O. Wilson said, “Political ideology can corrupt the mind, and science.” (Ironically, Perry interviewed Wilson for his book. Wilson is an Eagle Scout.)
Though scientists do not operate in a political vacuum, their work is tested not by agendas left or right, but rather by a particular theory’s ability to withstand new evidence and the intense scrutiny of peers. Science is naturally disputatious, but that doesn’t mean junk ideas like intelligent design have a place in the conversation. Creationism is as much of a “dissenting view” to evolutionary biology as the Flat Earth hypothesis is to a spherical Earth. Perry, of course, doesn’t see it that way. To his mind the time-tested theory of evolution is just another bludgeon used by the left in the ceaseless culture wars.
When it comes to global warming, many scientists who once advocated it is caused by human activity have abandoned that theory after closer study. Where are the stories on this growing scientific movement? Alas, many in the news media have already invested too much in a particular storyline, just as some scientists continue to promote It’s-All-Our-Fault theory because their research grants are dependent on it. In twenty-five years, when this theory has been discarded alongside other ideas that didn’t stand the test of time, then perhaps there will be a one-day story announcing its demise. Then the left will be on to its next theory created to advance a particular political agenda.
Perry was last heard making the (thoroughly debunked) claim that scientists were repudiating human-induced climate change last September. As it turned out, Perry based this assertion on the scurrilous research of an aide to Sen. James Inhofe, the Oklahoma Republican who called global warming the “greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.” The aide, Marc Morano, is at it again in ‘08, this time with a fresh list of 400 alleged climate deniers (400!) with scientific bona fides. Morano’s 400 Club is a hoax. It includes TV weathermen, the editor of a coal industry journal, armchair experts, and real climate experts who aren’t actually climate deniers. Presumably, this list is the basis of Perry’s “growing scientific movement.”
In all the nation is there another high-level politician - Republican or Democrat - as clownish as Perry? He writes off the immense, decades-long global effort to study and understand climate change as little more than a cheap political stunt. Not even George W. Bush has achieved this level of cynicism. And though Perry offers zero proof for his claims, he goes ahead and basically accuses researchers of participating in a vast and fraudulent leftist conspiracy against humanity. For good measure he adds that they’re just doing it for the money. Then, he has the chutzpah to set a date - twenty five years from now! - when he will be proved right. Mark it on your calendar - February 2033.



