Slouching Towards Zion
July 31st, 2007 by Forrest Wilder
Christian Right bird-dogger Max Blumenthal turns on the camera at the Christians United For Israel conference in Washington, D.C. and, well, you can watch for yourself. It ain’t pretty. CUFI is the brainchild of San Antonio megachurch pastor John Hagee, a man whose warped End Times theories have led him to stake out a militant pro-Israel position well to the right of even Ariel Sharon. CUFI is a lobbying vehicle for Hagee and fellow Christian Zionists who see Israel and the Jewish people as central to fulfilling biblical prophecy.
Yes, the getting is good at CUFI, where Blumenthal captures Rapture enthusiasts bashing Muslims, calling for war on Iran, explaining cheerfully why most Jews will be Left Behind, and interpretative dancing to Christian Zionist anthems. Also caught on tape are former Hammer Tom DeLay admitting that the Second Coming is “what [he] lives for” and former Democratic Senator Joseph Lieberman comparing Hagee to Moses in what can only be described as a Hagee-ography (we couldn’t help ourselves). Sharing the love, Hagee backslaps Lieberman for his support for “a military preemptive strike against Iran to prevent a nuclear holocaust in Israel.”
That sounds about par for the course at a Hagee-sponsored event. Last October the Observer went down to the pastor’s Cornerstone Church in San Antonio for the annual “A Night to Honor Israel.” Imagine hundreds and hundreds of regular San Antonians waving the Israeli flag, blowing the shofar, and cheering lustfully for Benjamin Netanyahu while Hagee and his sons sit on thrones on stage, then maybe you begin to understand. The Observer also visited Cornerstone before the Iraq war to witness Hagee’s Christian militarism in full force.
Blumenthal, who is Jewish, managed to get himself ejected, ostensibly for recording the faithful rank-and-file going off the conference organizers’ script. It seems Hagee wanted to tamp down the Armageddon talk while in D.C., denying to reporters that his organization’s rabid support for Israel has anything to do with his desire to hasten Christ’s return. (For just a taste of how strange Hagee’s eschatology is consider this: He believes the Gog and Magog mentioned in the dark poetry of Revelation will in fact be a pan-Islamic military force led by elements of Russia’s high command.) Security personnel bounced Blumenthal, his cameraman, and at least one other Jewish journalist out of the conference.
While Hagee tries to turn his extreme theology into policy in Washington, other evangelical leaders are taking a more temperate approach to the thorny Israel-Palestine dispute. Last Friday, 30 evangelical leaders sent a letter to President Bush pledging support for a Palestinian state and reminding Israel of “the profound teaching on justice that the Hebrew prophets proclaimed.”

The Lone Star Chapter of the Sierra Club held an … interesting, coattails-riding press conference today. At a locally owned Austin theater, the enviros used the premier of the Simpsons movie to protest plans to build more nuclear plants in Texas.
STNP is the South Texas Nuclear Project, an over-budget and oft-delayed fiasco down in Bay City. Last year, some new owners of STNP announced plans to drop $5 billion on two new reactors (for a total of four) at the site. Groups like those out today, which also included Public Citizen and Sustainable Energy and Economic Development Corporation, argued against any new projects on the grounds that nuclear power: is not safe because of the threat of accidents and terrorism; produces waste for which there is still no safe disposal; and is costly, when that money could be better spent on less risky measures that also reduce greenhouse gases.


