And So It Ends
March 27th, 2009 by Dave Mann
After six hours of often mind-numbing debate, the State Board of Education has mercifully passed a final version of new science standards that will guide the content of science textbooks and curriculum for the next decade.
Reporters and members of the public packed the meeting room in Austin today to see if creationists on the board could succeed in poisoning Texas science classes with a requirement to teach so-called weaknesses in evolutionary theory. On that front, the pro-evolution side mostly won the day (more on this in a minute).
But perhaps the most notable aspect of today’s proceedings was not what the Board members did, but how they did it. Dysfunctional doesn’t quite cover it. These folks make the Texas Legislature look organized and deliberative.
Imagine a policy-making body run by the Smothers Brothers with help from the Three Stooges and you get some idea of what it’s like to sit through a State Board of Education meeting.
The board has supposedly been working on these science standards for a year, yet members were still debating topics as mundane as word choice on this, the very last day. There were quite a few substantive amendments, of course, but they took a while to get through. Most of the amendments were hand-written (see photo below). Sloppy scrawl and poor spelling (one key amendment included the word “expirimental”) made proposals hard to read. It typically took at least 10 minutes of discussion before all the board members could even understand what some amendments were proposing.

Board Chair Don McLeroy, the dentist from Bryan, didn’t help. McLeroy’s frequent bumbling of parliamentary rules left some board members confused. “OK, we’re going to get this right now,” McLeroy would say. At least twice, fellow social conservative David Bradley interrupted McLeroy’s ramblings to summarize and clarify exactly what the board had just done, so the minutes would be correct.
“Slow me down if I get too fast” McLeroy said at one point.
“I’ve been trying to,” Bradley quipped.
You can read our earlier dispatch on today’s meeting here. Also, the Texas Freedom Network live-blogged the meeting, and has a good play-by-play of the amendments and maneuverings (from the pro-evolution side of things) here.
In the end, the pro-evolution side won several significant victories today. The language that required students to examine the “strengths and weaknesses” of evolution is gone from the standards, presumably forever. (In its place are some rather harmless-sounding compromise phrases that ask students to examine “all sides of scientific evidence of the scientific explanations so as to encourage critical thinking.”)
A statement from TFN this afternoon says the new language is better, but still will allow social conservatives to pressure textbook writers into including doubts about evolution. Perhaps, but if there’s wiggle room there, it’s very small.
Similar compromises were struck in the sections governing biology and Earth science classes. Pro-evolution members removed the most controversial, anti-evolution language and replaced it with compromise phrases that encourage critical thinking and examination of all sides. For example, the board removed language that McLeroy had promoted that would require students to learn how certain parts of the fossil record supposedly disprove evolution.
When this junk science was taken out, McLeroy launched into a lecture. He said that examining flaws in the fossil record was the scientific thing to do. He also added that genetics was the true basis of science and that evolution had simply hitched itself to genetics. “Evolution goes back to a man [Darwin] who basically came up with philosophical speculation.”
The board finally compromised on language that satisfied both McLeroy and the pro-evolution board members, asking students to examine “scientific explanations concerning” different elements of the fossil record.
Again, there may be some maneuvering room there for social conservatives in future debates, but not much.
In the end, it seems, after much debate and effort, the school children of Texas were saved from the whims of the State Board’s seven social conservatives.
Others of us weren’t so lucky.


